Bandidog

True or False

2006-03-12T21:17:00.000-08:00

Do you know any slags?

Ask Biggins for advice

Evans PI

2006-03-12T18:35:00.000-08:00

Magnum? There are no Ice Creams called Evans

Disco Dan

2006-03-10T00:56:00.000-08:00

Dance floor terrorist, weird beard

Ask the oricle

2006-03-09T23:21:00.000-08:00

Better than a PI, you can ask the Oricle anything. You will be answered. Public school educated and university qualified as well as living with a Yogi for years ask what you will.

Better than Hugh Evans, give it a try.

Pets Corner/Coroner

Have you a pet with a drug problem? Then get them put down for free with a shot gun and shell behind the garden shed. Watch if you prefer all manner of animal catered for, whether you require an pick axe through the frontal lobe, petrol roast of a straight forward shot in the face. Sent £5 for details. A full range of options, our motto, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

Full after sales and coroners report, so you have a record of the cause of death. With pictures.

Don't take our word for it, ask our customers:

Mrs Stott - Wood Green
My Pony had been acting funny for a while. We suspected Nugget had fallen in with the wrong crowd and began sniffing things and shooting up. After finding all my polo's were missing from my handbag we called the pet man. After viewing the options, nugget was flame grilled in turps and poleaxed with a sledge hammer. The video was terrific and the speed of the blow once nugget began cantering about the back garden was amazing. A true pro.

Major Faultyscrew - Chair
Fluffy my Perch had began snorting lines whenever we were out. The thing would float about eyes rolling as though nothing had happened. We had him nailed to a tree and cheese grated. Excellent.

Spot ye the difference

2006-03-06T17:37:00.000-08:00

Using your powers, find 43 differences between Dan on the left and Biggins on the right. Gay haircut Mr B, nice shoes Mr D.

See the answers below

43 differences.

Roll up for woodbines

2006-03-06T17:25:00.000-08:00

If there is a ball where's my ticket. I'm always the last to be invited, I sometimes wonder if you really want me at your party's. Last time I was tied to the chair and custard pies rubbed in my face, then I was beaten like a Pinyatta donkey. It wasn't the beating but all the crying from Biggins when no sweets came out only poo.

This blog is rubbish as well. I though you'd done loads of work. This is a loafers blog. Anyone could read all this and put something abusive on it.

BIG GIRLS KNICKERS

2006-03-06T06:34:00.000-08:00

Roll up roll up one and all, and jump aboard the most exciting ride of your life

Day Trip

2006-02-15T15:13:00.000-08:00

Welcome One and All

2006-02-08T22:48:00.000-08:00

... to the bandidog ball